Robbie Coltrane
(Charles Bronson as Ken Livingstone)
Dawn French
(Cher as Joan Ruddock)
Jennifer Saunders
(Brigitte Nielsen as Margaret Thatcher, The Ice Maiden)
Peter Richardson
(Lee Van Cleef as Tony Benn)
Adrian Edmondson
(Billy/Prince Charles/Giles Cricket Bat Portland)
Leslie Phillips
(Sir Horace Cutler)
Rik Mayall
(Lord Mayor of London)
Nigel Planer
(TV Presenter)
Keith Allen
(Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater)
Kevin Allen
(Nick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman)
Gary Beadle
(Sly)
Jimmy Fagg
(Soldier/2nd Workman)
Malcolm Hardee
(2nd Beefeater)
Phil Kaufman
(Arthur Scargill)
Derren Nesbitt
(Aide/Neil Kinnock)
Nosher Powell
(McGahey)
Steven O'Donnell
(Crazy James Fairchild/Roy)
Pete Richens
(Harry/Councillor)
Ron Tarr
(Albert Pierrepoint/Heffer)
Katrina Mansoor
(Joan's Child)
Alice Richardson
(Joan's Child)
Jack Richardson
(Joan's Child)