Goon

Meet Doug, the nicest guy you'll ever fight.

Doug Glatt, a slacker who discovers he has a talent for brawling, is approached by a minor league hockey coach and invited to join the team as the "muscle." Despite the fact that Glatt can't skate, his best friend, Pat, convinces him to give it a shot, and Glatt becomes a hero to the team and their fans, until the league's reigning goon becomes threatened by Glatt's success and decides to even the score.

Seann William Scott

(Doug Glatt)

Marc-André Grondin

(Xavier Laflamme)

Alison Pill

(Eva)

Jay Baruchel

(Pat)

Liev Schreiber

(Ross Rhea)

Eugene Levy

(Dr. Glatt)

Kim Coates

(Ronnie Hortense)

Nicholas Campbell

(Rollie Hortense)

Richard Clarkin

(Gord Ogilvey)

Jonathan Cherry

(Marco Belchoir)

Ricky Mabe

(John Stevenson)

George Tchortov

(Evgeni)

Karl Graboshas

(Oleg)

David Paetkau

(Ira)

Larry Woo

(Park Kim)

Stephen Sim

(Backup Goalie)

Ellen David

(Mrs. Glatt)

Mike Bell

(Donovan)

Jeff Strome

(Oldfield)

Jeff Wahl

(Reg)

Bryan Clark

(Bartender)

David Duncan

(Darren)

James Durham

(Customer)

Jeff Bromley

(Guy)

Don Carmody

(Guy in Leather Jacket)

Kalyn Bomback

(Kelly)

Dominick Blais

(O'Sullivan)

Curt Keilback

(Rod McCaudry)

James Knight

(Ref / ND Halifax Player #1)

Tom Anniko

(Shamrock's Coach)

Amy Groening

(Teenage Singer)

Ali Hassan

(Uncle Stevie)

Sean Skene

(Assassin #1 / Concord Player #2)

Gabriel Daniels

(Blanko)

Ken St. Mars

(Hamilton Defenseman)

Derek Poplawski

(Lowell Kings Opponent)

Tim Kiriluk

(Mirimachi Opponent #1)

Lance Cartwright

(Mirimachi Opponent #2)

Georges Laraque

(Huntington)

Geoff Banjavich

(Brandon)

David Lawrence

(Richard)

Brandy Jaques

(Stripper)

Howard Jerome

(Albee Cohen)

Aron Tager

(Mr. Goldsmith)

Sidney Leeder

(Young Woman)

Sarah Scheffer

(Barbara Cohen)

Darren Ross

(Lineman #1)

Andrew Degryse

(Lineman #2)

Mark Dann

(Iroquius #4)

Brent Poplawski

(Concord Player #4)

Robert Borges

(Iroquius #5)

Jodi Stecyk

(Assassin #2)

Veronica Malinowski

(Paris Hilton Lookalike)

Christian Fraser

(Assassin #3)

Glen Thompson

(Assassin #7)

Braeley Hobbs

(Rachel (uncredited))

Mitchell Kummen

(Autograph Seeker (uncredited))

Christian Lalonde

(Simard (uncredited))

Adam McCort

(Drunkard (uncredited))

Lorrie Papadopoulos

(Restaurant Patron / Team Supporter (uncredited))

Terry Ray

(Assassin Player (uncredited))

Clayton T. Stewart

(Crazy Fan (uncredited))

Jacob Klick

(Agin (uncredited))

John Paul Tremblay

(Production Assistant #3 (uncredited))

Robb Wells

(Production Assistant #1 (uncredited))