An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn

The Movie Hollywood Doesn't Want You to See.

Filmmaker Alan Smithee finds himself the unwilling puppet of a potentially bad big budget action film, for which he proceeds to steal the reels, and leaves the cast and crew in a frenzy.

Comedy

Eric Idle

(Alan Smithee)

Ryan O'Neal

(James Edmunds)

Coolio

(Dion Brothers)

Chuck D

(Leon Brothers)

Sylvester Stallone

(Sylvester Stallone)

Whoopi Goldberg

(Whoopi Goldberg)

Jackie Chan

(Jackie Chan)

Richard Jeni

(Jerry Glover)

Leslie Stefanson

(Michelle Rafferty)

Sandra Bernhard

(Ann Glover)

Cherie Lunghi

(Myrna Smithee)

Harvey Weinstein

(Sam Rizzo)

Gavin Palone

(Gary Samuels)

MC Lyte

(Sister II Lumumba)

Gabriel Casseus

(O.B. Ka-Nobee)

Marcello Thedford

(Stagger Lee)

Nicole Nagel

(Aloe Vera)

Stephen Tobolowsky

(Bill Bardo)

Erik King

(Wayne Jackson)

Jim Piddock

(Attendant #1)

Naomi Campbell

(Attendant #2)

Marianne Muellerleile

(Sheila Kaslin)

Suli McCullough

(S.L.A.)

Dina Spybey-Waters

(Allessandra)

Elaine Kagan

(Thelma Ginsky)

Robert Littman

(Cousin Andrew)

Douglas Walker

(Photographer)

Robin Ayers

(Bonnie)

Robin Dugger

(Clyde)

Leslie Segar

(Big Lez)

Duane Davis

(Black Policeman)

Hideo Kimura

(Japanese Businessman)

Earl Kim Shiroma

(Japanese Businessman)

Jesse Rambis

(Laker Fan)

Christopher Kelley

(British Bartender)

Robert Evans

(Robert Evans)

Joe Eszterhas

(Joe Eszterhas)

Robert Shapiro

(Self)

Linnell Shapiro

(Self)

Naomi Eszterhas

(Self)

Larry King

(Self)

Grant Shapiro

(Self)

Peter Bart

(Self)

Brent Shapiro

(Self)

Dominick Dunne

(Self)

Shane Black

(Self)

Billy Bob Thornton

(Self)

Jeremy Baka

(Self)

Billy Barty

(Self)

Mario Machado

(Self)

Victor Drai

(Self)

Lisa Canning

(Self)

Stanley Ralph Ross

(Self)

Gary Franklin

(Self)

Alan Smith

(Self)

John Corcoran

(Self)

Norman Jewison

(Self (uncredited))