Drillbit Taylor

You get what you pay for.

Dealing with a sociopathic school bully, three high school freshmen hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them, not realizing he is just a homeless beggar and petty thief looking for some easy cash.

Owen Wilson

(Drillbit Taylor)

Leslie Mann

(Lisa)

Nate Hartley

(Wade)

Troy Gentile

(Ryan)

David Dorfman

(Emmit)

Alex Frost

(Filkins)

Josh Peck

(Ronnie)

Casey Boersma

(Chuck)

Dylan Boersma

(Nick)

Lisa Ann Walter

(Dolores)

Beth Littleford

(Barbara)

David Koechner

(Frightened Dad)

Matt Walsh

(Not for Pot Driver)

Janet Varney

(Attractive Woman Driver)

Lisa Lampanelli

(Ronnie's Mom)

Bill O'Neill

(Dean)

Shaun Weiss

(Bus Driver)

Jordan Valacich

(Cute Girl on Stairs)

Danny McBride

(Don)

Ian Roberts

(Jim)

Julia Roth

(High School Juliet)

Alex Donnelley

(Filkins' Mom)

Katie Gill

(Hot Girl)

Valerie Tian

(Brooke)

Dana Nicole Silver

(Hallway Girl)

Andrew Lewis Caldwell

(Filkins' Buddy)

Vincent Malouf

(Another Kid)

Mo Gallini

(Male Police Officer on Bluff)

Stacy Arnell

(Female Police Officer on Bluff)

David Bowe

(Male Teacher)

Tichina Arnold

(Photography Teacher)

Cedric Yarbrough

(Bernie)

Robert Musgrave

(Stump)

Joe Wilson

(Homeless Man)

Jeff Kahn

(Café Manager)

Adam Ho

(Hendrix Kid)

Stephen Root

(Principal Doppler)

Lauren Glenn

(Bikini Girl)

Leslie Ann Lizarde

(Bikini Girl)

Rance Howard

(Older Man)

Steve Bannos

(Coffee Computer Guy)

Kevin Hart

(Pawn Shop Dealer)

Da'Vone McDonald

(Hip Hop / Country Bodyguard)

Roger Fan

(Bodyguard With Knives)

Cristos

(Tattooed Bodyguard)

Adam Baldwin

(Disgruntled Bodyguard)

Chuck Liddell

(Himself)

Frank Whaley

(Jittery Bodyguard)

Matt Besser

(Pawn Shop Owner)

Sarah Loew

(Johnny Rockets Waitress)

Mary Pat Gleason

(Mrs. Farber)

Mary-Pat Green

(Nurse)

Vincent Laresca

(Fence)

Steven Brill

(Doctor)

Shane Ryan-Reid

(High School Student)

Max Van Ville

(Kid with a Drink)

Matthew Cardarople

(7-11 Clerk)