Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Bud Cort
James Brolin
Kim Adams
Carol Kane
Pamella D'Pella
Brian Thompson
Rhea Perlman
Woody Harrelson
Martin Mull
Roberta Wallach
Timothy Leary
Tricia O'Neil
Tony Genaro
Vincent Schiavelli
Andrea Martin
Cassandra Peterson
Tracy Reiner
Arleen Sorkin
Pat McCormick
Gena Rowlands
Lady Rowlands
Lily Mariye
Bettye Ackerman
Thomas Conroy
Shelly Werk
Victor Talmadge
John Blyth Barrymore
Rob Moran
Clint Allen
Zoe Cassavetes
Barbara Leary
Jacqueline Chauvin
Bridget Flaherty
Pat Ast
Grif Griffis
Philip K. Irven
Stefanos Miltsakakis
Craig Ng
Jim Maniaci
Mik Scriba
Chad S. Taylor
Christopher McMullen
Joe Paul
Jerome Coleman
Tamara De Treaux
Peter Koch
Karl Rumburg
Chris Paul Davis
Tripp Law
Norma Maldonado
Randolf Turrow