Rhino Bitch

A rhino lady runs amok in the woods, while being hunted by students. Based on a drunken conversation between directors.

Comedy Horror

Dawn Trotman

(Scream Queen)

Jason Davies

(Coke Head)

Rachel Lawes

(Miss Whitehouse)

Ken Bromham

(Mr Winner)

Tom Ambler

(James Ferman)

Bunny

(David Alton)

Roland Melhuish

(Alan Yentob)

Thomas Lawes

(John Major)

Mathew Gidley

(Barry Norman)

Angelo Bordonari

(Norman)

Donna Marie

(Maria)

Ian Morley

(Pilot One)

Marcellus Lindsay

(Pilot Two)

Mossop

(Navigator)

Findley McGee

(Scientist One)

Charlie Honor

(Scientist Two)

Adam Trotman

(Rhino Handler)

Alan James

(Fishlips Handler)