Edward Anderson
(Media Victim)
Marion Bentley
(Narrator)
David Bohn
(Meteorologist)
Stephanie Breinholt
(Carol Appleby)
Travis Cantrell
(Gordon Appleby)
Georgia Cullimore-Faux
(Columnist)
Ted Gulbekian
(Analyst)
Rob Holt
(Pool Cleaner)
Karl Huddleston
(T.V. Host)
Job Matusow
(Maximillian Saddles)
Bob Nelson
(Linguist)
Mark Murdock
(Communist Man)
Keith Williams
(Housekeeper)