Bad Actress

She's not bad. She just acts that way.

Alyssa Rampart Pillage is a washed up TV queen whose career has been reduced to starring in commercials for her husband Bernie’s appliance empire. When their tree hugging daughter Topanga dies in a tragic golf ball accident, Bernie goes off the spiritual deep end and tries to give away their fortune with disastrous results. But what starts off as tragedy quickly turns into career re-invention for Alyssa. And as the body counts rises, so does her star.

Comedy

Beth Broderick

(Alyssa Rampart-Pillage)

Chris Mulkey

(Bernie Pillage)

Whitney Able

(Rebecca Pillage)

Nathan Lee Graham

(Cassandra / David Gilner)

Ryan Hansen

(Russell Pillage)

Andrew Levitas

(George Apodaca)

Keri Lynn Pratt

(Topanga Pillage)

Vincent Ventresca

(Morris Pillage)

Jason Olive

(Detective Ray Stoker)

Deborah S. Craig

(Detective Pam Rudin)

Craig Tsuyumine

(Anchor / Reporter)

Corbin Bernsen

(Corbin Bernsen)

Greg Proops

(Barry)

Venetia Pristavec

(Jodi)

Sean Hankinson

(Forensics Coordinator)

Nancy M. Pimental

(Sonya)

Joy Gohring

(Dr. Monika)

Sam Vance

(Traffic Policeman)

Lawrence Zarian

(Lawrence)

Eric Payne

(Commercials Director)

Dee Wallace

(Dee Wallace)

Preston Jones

(Tyler Shane Donovan)

Sidow Sobrino

(Bernie’s Employee)