What a Mess!

A Russian crook steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

Comedy

Valeriy Garkalin

(Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow)

Vera Alentova

(Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow)

Inna Churikova

(Praskov'ya Krolikova)

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

(Kozyulski)

Igor Ugolnikov

(Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich)

Sergey Batalov

(Lieutenant)

Rolan Bykov

(Brilliant's buyer)

Leonid Kuravlyov

(USA ambassador)

Lyubov Polishchuk

(Jennifer, Ambassador's wife)

Oleg Efremov

(Nikolay Grigoryevich)

Oleg Tabakov

(Sukhodrishchev)

Aleksandr Voroshilo

(Kozma)

Nonna Mordyukova

(Registry Office Worker)

Sergei Artsybashev

(Registry Office Worker)

Yevgeni Vesnik

(Doctor)

Evgeniy Gerchakov

(Director of the Orchestra)

Arkadiy Koval

(TV Announcer)

Yevgeni Aleksandrov

(Reporter)

Irina Apeksimova

(Step performer)

Valery Nikolaev

(Step performer)

Valery Afanasyev

(Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov)

Sergey Gabrielyan

(Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov)

Tatyana Kravchenko

(Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum)

Yuriy Chernov

(Suitcase carrier)

Vladimir Gusev

(General)

Gennady Matveev

(General)

Boris Smorchkov

(General)

Yuriy Kuzmenkov

(man with a goat)

Lev Borisov

(Mafiosi)

Viktor Gajnov

(Mafiosi)

Ivan Martynov

(Mafiosi)

Sergey Ruban

(Mafiosi)

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

(Ambassador's bodyguard)

Mikhail Kokshenov

(Ambassador's bodyguard)

Inna Kara-Mosko

(Carol's friend)

Nina Alisova

(Meloman)

Vsevolod Sanayev

(Meloman)

Anatoliy Kuznetsov

(Father)

Vladimir Menshov

(Russian President)

Aleksei Buldakov

Marina Golub

Aleksey Yakubov

Elena Bushueva

Aleksandr Nikitchenko

O. Puchkova

Aleksandr Ryzhkov

Pyotr Merkuryev

Lyudmila Velikaya

Olga Streltsova

Viktor Eltsov

T. Chudotvortseva

Ira Davydova

Natasha Davydova

Lyudmila Larionova

Vyacheslav Solovyov

Ekaterina Krol

Anatoly Kalmykov

Maxim Glotov

((uncredited))

Pavel Remnyov

((uncredited))

Timur Kogan

((uncredited))

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

((uncredited))

Andrey Zvyagintsev

(journalist (uncredited))

Oleg Kozhemyakin

((uncredited))

Leonid Aleksandrov

((uncredited))

Irina Borodulina

((uncredited))

Aleksandr Gorbachev

((uncredited))

Irina Davydova

((uncredited))

Vladimir Shiryaev

((uncredited))

Evgeniy Kuleshov

((uncredited))

Lev Guzhnovskiy

((uncredited))

Lyubov Rudenko

((uncredited))

Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara

((uncredited))

Sergey Labyrin

((uncredited))

Vyacheslav Ushanov

((uncredited))

Andrey Tunik

((uncredited))

Sergey Ershov

((uncredited))