Ben Target
(Narrator)
Christian Brighty
(Aggressive Antivirus Software)
Michael Brunström
(Dorito Fish)
William Lee Scott
(Croc)
Cassie Atkinson
(Smelly Sally)
Katia Kvinge
(Beatnik)
Beth Vyse
(Wendy)
Andy Barr
(Nosey)
Alwin Solanky
(Mariah Carey)
Lucy Pearman
(Ally Sheedy)
Mark Stephenson
(Shy Peter)
Joz Norris
(Dougie)
Harriet Kemsley
(Meg Fish)
Stuart Laws
(Aaron Aron)
Gareth Morinan
(Him from the Council)
Ali Brice
(Sexy Town Crier)
Matthew Highton
(Buggie)
Eleanor Morton
(Lamb and Pearl)