You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Adam Sandler

(Zohan Dvir)

Emmanuelle Chriqui

(Dalia Hakbarah)

John Turturro

(Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah)

Nick Swardson

(Michael Klayman)

Lainie Kazan

(Gail Klayman)

Rob Schneider

(Salim Yousfobdal)

Kevin Nealon

(Kevin)

Mariah Carey

(Mariah Carey)

Yamit Sol

(Dorit)

Adria Tennor

(Kids' Salon Owner)

Daoud Heidami

(Nasi)

Dave Matthews

(James T. O'Skanlon)

Charlotte Rae

(Mrs. Greenhouse)

Michael Buffer

(Grant Walbridge)

Ido Mosseri

(Oori Shulimson)

Sayed Badreya

(Hamdi)

Robert Smigel

(Yosi)

Ido Mor

(Hassan)

Donna Feldman

(Michal)

Norma Michaels

(Older Lady in Salon)

Danny A. Abeckaser

(Ze'ev)

Bunny Levine

(Older Lady in Salon)

Bruce Vilanch

(Bruce Vilanch)

John McEnroe

(John McEnroe)

Dina Doron

(Zohan's Mother)

Shelley Berman

(Zohan's Father)

Chris Rock

(Taxi Driver)

John Paul DeJoria

(Paul Mitchell)

Alec Mapa

(Claude)

Ahmed Ahmed

(Waleed)

Ben Wise

(Yitzhak)

John Farley

(Tom)

Yossi Marshek

(Pinchas)

Guri Weinberg

(Aharon)

Mousa Kraish

(Bashir)

Roni Levy

(Ephraim)

Reuven Bar-Yotam

(Levi)

Barry Livingston

(Gray Kleibolt)

Rick Gifford

(Philip)

Daniel Browning Smith

(Real Estate Agent)

Tyler Spindel

(Doorman)

Julia Lea Wolov

(Mariah's Assistant)

Dana Goodman

(Mariah's Assistant)

Todd Holland

(Fred)

Kevin Grady

(Coleman)

Bobby Tisdale

(Skizzy)

Herzl Tobey

(Commander)

Ori Pfeffer

(Second Commander)

Alex Luria

(Koby)

Guy Oseary

(Avi)

Yinon Sapir

(Danny)

Naama Nativ

(Sara)

Dennis Dugan

(Homeless Guy)

Gerry Del Sol

(Exploded Shop Owner)

Shulie Cowen

(Debbie)

Maysoon Zayid

(Nadira)

Helen Siff

(Mrs. Skitzer)

Cynthia Frost

(Mrs. Paulson)

Anna Berger

(Older Lady in Salon)

Susan Grace

(Older Lady in Salon)

Marjorie Loomis

(Older Lady in Salon)

Carol Schlanger

(Older Lady in Salon)

Edith S. Wolfrey

(Older Lady in Salon)

Phoebe Dorin

(Older Lady in Salon)

Lina So

(Hip Salon Receptionist)

Eloise DeJoria

(Blonde at Salon)

Vanessa Long

(Catty Hairdresser)

Donielle Artese

(African American Salon Owner)

Blake Bertrand

(Little Boy)

Sidney Ganis

(Doctor)

Laurie Meghan Phelps

(Plus Size Girl at Disco)

Kenneth Greenaway

(DJ)

Constance Barron

(First Woman in Cab)

Kristen Lowman

(First Woman in Cab)

Penelope Windust

(Second Woman in Cab)

Kathleen Noone

(Second Woman in Cab)

Christopher Innvar

(Angry Tall Driver)

Ray Garvey

(Truck Driver)

Barbara Ann Davison

(Dog Owner)

Eric Lamonsoff

(Hamdi's Passenger)

Connor Wiles

(Boy Customer)

Jennifer De Minco

(Arguing Female Customer)

Nicole Bennett

(Walbridge's Girlfriend)

Edmund Lyndeck

(Pharmacist)

Lily Javaherpour

(Inaz)

Kristina Haddad

(Hamdi's Wife (voice))

Larry Marko

(Phantom's Trainer)

Anne Marie Howard

(Reporter)

Veerta Motiani

(Beach Girl)

Billy Concha

(Kayaker)

Marco Khan

(Terrorist with Hand)

Sam Sagheb

(Disco Merchant)

Latif Marotti

(Disco Merchant)

Christian Reeve

(Disco Merchant)

Aesop Aquarian

(Rabbi)

Michelle Arenal

(Girl on Zohan's Shoulders)

Jordan Ashbrook

(Hot Girl in Club)

Moran Atias

(Eti)

Ashley Ausburn

(Girl at Mall)

Barbara Jean Barrielle

(Cheerleader)

Mike Basone

(Isreali Fan)

Mike Batayeh

(Fry Cook)

Robert Benny

(Autograph Seeker #1)

Denise Bradley

(Hackey Sack Enthusiast)

Guile Branco

(Isreali Soldier)

Lamar Brown

(Businessman)

Melanie Bulujian

(Isreali Dancer)

Monica Cabral

(Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl)

Kevin Cannon

(Times Square Crazy Man)

Ella Christopher

(Phantom's Wife)

Nick Clark

(Nick)

Cheryl Cosenza

(Ribbon Cutting Girl)

Rossie Cottrell

(Phantom's Wife)

John Dardenne

(Isreali Hacky Sack Fan)

Joseph DeLuca

(Hot Dog Vendor)

Kendall Draughn

(Picnic Girl)

John Duerler

(Electronic Store Customer)

Marshall Factora

(Airline Terminal Passenger)

Eric Feliciano

(Isreali Fan)

Ian Fisher

(Disco Merchant)

Anna Garcia Williams

(Phantom's Wife)

Leslie Garza

(Disco Hip Girl)

Jessica Mei Gershen

(Girl in Club)

Nikki Giavasis

(Waitress)

Ronald E. Giles

(Commuter)

Sharlene Grover

(Isreali Soldier)

Sepideh Haftgoli

(Isreali Soldier)

Zahra Heydari

(Dalohan Receptionist)

Seth Howard

(Party Guy)

Kevin James

(Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge)

Paul Jeans

(Hotel Manager)

Dave Johnson

(Spectator)

Todd Justin

(Nightclub Bouncer)

Sam Kalidi

(Amir)

Sona Karia

(Reporter)

Rock Kohli

(Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech)

Mark Kubr

(Criminal #3)

Timothy Dean Lee

(Shocked Businessman)

Paula Lemes

(Go Go Dancer)

Bernadette Lords

(Businesswoman)

Anthony Martins

(Arab #3)

Roni Meron

(Hot Girl / Waitress)

Nicole Montano

(Cheerleader)

Rachael Murphy

(Girl in Club)

Bibiana Navas

(Phantom's Wife)

Christina Neferis

(Hacky Sack Fan)

Adam Ohl

(Street Merchant)

John Radcliff

(Redneck Posse Man #2)

Klavdia Ramnareine

(The Hot Chick)

Deborah Rombaut

(Snooty French Girl at the Club)

Sandra Rosko

(Middle Eastern Girl)

Rob Shapiro

(Score Keeper)

Mikael Sharafyan

(Fan in the Crowd)

Jhennah Sinclaire

(Dancer)

Terrie Snell

(Woman in Beauty Shop)

Chris Spinelli

(Angry Palestinian)

Riley Thomas Stewart

(Little Boy #2)

Lee Stickler

(Isreali Soldier)

Sarah Stringer

(Party Goer)

Christa Texeira

(Ruth)

Keana Texeira

(Rock-throwing Girl)

Seth Texeira

(Zeb)

Sophie Texeira

(Alena)

Ryan Phillip Thomas

(Angry Palestinian)

Gina Tleel

(Shopper)

Uzimann

(Cafe Customer)

Kevin van Doorslaer

(Isreali Soldier)

Dave Vij

(Disco-Tech)

Holly Weber

(Girlfriend)

Molly Weiner

(Salon Patron)

Joe Van Wie

(Hot Dog Patron)

Henry Winkler

(Limousine Passenger)

Saye Yabandeh

(Girlfriend)

Julius Zagon

(Ukrossi)

David Zahedian

(Phantom's Best Friend)

Betty Murphy

(Mrs. Haines)

George Takei

(George Takei)

Dianne Perry Dowler

(Phantom's Wife)

Maite Garcia

(Phantom's Wife (uncredited))

Sadie Sandler

(Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited))