Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Leo
(Principal (voice))
Bedtime Stories
(Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(Bellman)
50 First Dates
(Ula)
The Waterboy
(Townie)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
(Salim Yousfobdal)
Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
(Self)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(Deuce Bigalow)
The Animal
(Marvin Mange)
Necessary Roughness
(Chuck Neiderman)
The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
(Self)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(Deuce Bigalow)
Surf Ninjas
(Iggy)
American Virgin
(Ed Curtzman)
The Hot Chick
(Jessica)
Big Daddy
(Delivery Guy)
Judge Dredd
(Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson)
Down Periscope
(Lt. Marty Pascal)
Demolition Man
(Erwin)
The Longest Yard
(Punky)
The Benchwarmers
(Gus)
Eight Crazy Nights
(Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice))
Big Stan
(Big Stan)
American Crude
(Bill)
Legend of the Sea
The Aristocrats
(Self (archive footage) (uncredited))
Knock Off
(Tommy Hendricks)
The Chosen One
(Paul)
Grown Ups
(Rob Hilliard)
Shark Bait
(Nerissa (voice))
Wild Cherry
(Nathan McNicol)
You May Not Kiss the Bride
(Ernesto)
Susan's Plan
(Steve)
Buddy
(Dude 1)
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
(Himself)
The One and Only Dick Gregory
(Self)
InAPPropriate Comedy
(J.D.)
The Outback
(Johnny (voice))
Dino Time
(Dodger (voice))
Amor es amor
(Julian Rodin)
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
(Himself)
Muppets from Space
(TV Producer)
The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
Norm of the North
(Norm (voice))
Wings: Sky Force Heroes
(Fred (voice))
The Beverly Hillbillies
(Woodrow Tyler)
3 Still Standing
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
(Shelby (Voice))
Jungle Shuffle
(Chuy (voice))
The Reef 2: High Tide
(Nerissa (voice))
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
(Various (archive footage) (uncredited))
The Animal 2
(Marvin Mange)
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
(Self/Host)
The Adventures of Pinocchio
(Volpe)
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
(Self / Various Characters)
Click
(Prince Habeeboo (uncredited))
Frog Kingdom
(Additional Voices (voice))
The Ridiculous 6
(Ramon)
OMG, I'm a Robot!
(Robo Joseph)
Dead Wrong
(Ethan Boggs)
Triumph Presents: Let's Make a Poop Live
(Self)
Pups United
(Benny (voice))
Around the World in 80 Days
(San Francisco Hobo)
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
(Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited))
Sandy Wexler
(Firuz)
2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
(narrator)
Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
(Self / Various (archive footage))
Adam Sandler: Love You
(Self)
The Electric Piper
(Rinky-Dink-Dink (voice))
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
(Asian Minister)
Grandma's Boy
(Yuri)
Little Man
(Dinosaur Rex)
Little Nicky
(The Townie)
Martians Go Home
(Voyeur Martian)
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
(Self)
Wings
(Dodo (voice))
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
(Himself)
Mr. Deeds
(Nazo)
Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
(Himself)
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
(Self)
Kings of Comedy USA
(Self (archive footage))
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
(Self - Host)
Hubie Halloween
(Richie Hartman)
The Wrong Missy
(Komante)
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
The Adventures of Panda Warrior
(Patrick Panda / Jimmy Ginseng (voice))
Best of Stand-up 2020
(Self)
Back to Norm
Pups Alone
(Jose (voice))
Home Team
(Jamie)
Daddy Daughter Trip
(Larry Bublé)
Pledge Trip
Seinfeld
(Bob Grossberg)
Ally McBeal
(Ross Fitzsimmons)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
The Daily Show
(Self)
The Showbiz Show with David Spade
LIVE with Kelly and Mark
227
The View
(Self)
RI:SE
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
(Self)
The Paul O'Grady Show
American Idol
(Self)
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
(Self - Guest)
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
(Self)
Men Behaving Badly
(Jamie Coleman)
Live at Johnny's
The Masked Singer
(Self)
The Masked Singer
(Hamster)
The Martin Short Show
Teen Choice Awards
(Self)
¡Rob!
(Rob)
Real Rob
(Rob)
Rove
(Self)
Lip Sync Battle
(Self)
Chip Chilla
(Chum Chum (voice))
The Dinosaur Hour
The Dinosaur Hour Extra
The Rosie O'Donnell Show
(Self)
Saturday Night Live
(Self - Various Characters)
Lights Out with David Spade
(The Richmeister)
Saturday Night Live
(Self - Cameo (uncredited))
Lights Out with David Spade
(Self - Panelist)
On Air with Ryan Seacrest
(Self)
Hot in Cleveland
(Chill)
Real Time with Bill Maher
(Self)
Primetime Glick
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
(Self)
GQ Presents: Iconic Characters
(Self)
Coach
(Leonard Kraleman)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(Screenplay)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(Screenplay)
Big Stan
(Director)
The Chosen One
(Director)
Amor es amor
(Director)
Daddy Daughter Trip
(Director)
Big Stan
(Producer)
The Hot Chick
(Writer)
The Animal 2
(Producer)
The Animal 2
(Writer)
The Animal 2
(Director)
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
(Writer)
The Animal
(Co-Producer)
The Chosen One
(Writer)
The Animal
(Screenplay)
The Chosen One
(Producer)
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
(Director)
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
(Executive Producer)
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
(Writer)
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
(Writer)
Hubie Halloween
(Co-Producer)
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
(Screenplay)
¡Rob!
(Creator)
Real Rob
(Creator)