Simon and Laura

They're so happy... it's not true!!!

A couple of bickering, married performers agree to star in a "Mr. and Mrs." TV show.

Comedy

Peter Finch

(Simon Foster)

Kay Kendall

(Laura Foster)

Muriel Pavlow

(Janet Honeyman)

Hubert Gregg

(Bertie Burton)

Maurice Denham

(Wilson)

Ian Carmichael

(David Prentice)

Richard Wattis

(Controller of Television Drama)

Thora Hird

(Jessie)

Terence Longdon

(Barney)

Clive Parritt

(Timothy)

Alan Wheatley

(Adrian Lee)

Beverley Brooks

(Mabel)

Hal Osmond

(Effects Man)

Tom Gill

(TV Producer)

David Morrell

(TV Producer)

Nicholas Parsons

(TV Producer)

Joan Hickson

(Barmaid)

Charles Hawtrey

(Railway Porter)

Stuart Saunders

(Policeman in TV Sketch)

Cyril Chamberlain

(Bert)

Marianne Stone

(Elsie)

Muriel George

(Grandma)

Gilbert Harding

(Himself)

Isobel Barnett

(Herself)

Jon Ellison

(Himself)

Brian Wilde

(Peter Harbottle)

Barry Steele

(Bert Harbottle)

Esma Cannon

(Laura from Newcastle)

Philip Gilbert

(Joe)

Julia Arnall

(Makeup Girl)

Susan Beaumont

(Producer's Secretary)

Jill Ireland

(Burton's Receptionist)

George Cansdale

(Himself)

Peter Haigh

(Himself)

Lesley Dudley

(Minor Role)

Shirley Anne Field

(Minor Role)

Victor Harrington

(Customer at Mario's (uncredited))

Ian Hendry

(Bit Part (uncredited))