Sergeant Grimshawe wants to retire in the flush of success by winning the Star Squad prize with his very last platoon of newly called-up National Servicemen. But a motley bunch they turn out to be, and it's up to Grimshawe to put the no-hopers through their paces.
Bob Monkhouse
William Hartnell
Shirley Eaton
Eric Barker
Dora Bryan
Bill Owen
Charles Hawtrey
Kenneth Connor
Kenneth Williams
Terence Longdon
Norman Rossington
Gerald Campion
Hattie Jacques
Cyril Chamberlain
Arnold Diamond
Gordon Tanner
Martin Boddey
Frank Forsyth
Ian Whittaker
Basil Dignam
Anthony Sagar
John Gatrell
Alec Bregonzi
Graham Stewart
Alexander Harris
Pat Feeney
Terry Scott
Edward Judd
John Mathews
Ronald Clarke
Ed Devereaux
David Williams
Leigh Madison
Bernard Kay
Jack Smethurst
Haydn Ward
Brian Jackson
Graydon Gould
Don McCorkindale
Jeremy Dempster
Leon Eagles
Terry Dickinson
Malcolm Webster
Henry Livings
Patrick Durkin
Derek Martinus
James Villiers
Michael Hunt
John Bailey
Hyma Beckley
Ernest Blyth
Rodney Cardiff
Ivor Danvers
Nicholas Donnelly
Ernest Fennemore
Bernard Foreman
Helen Goss
Victor Hagan
Laurence Harrington
Norman Hartley
Ken Hutchins
Gerry Judge
John Ketteringham
Benny Lee
Mary Maxfield
Don McMurray
Tony Mendleson
Jimmy Millar
John Payne
Joe Phelps
Arnold Schulkes
Bunny Seaman
Reg Thomason
Bob Wright
Martin Wyldeck